Posts Tagged ‘True Blood’

Centuries ago or what seems like centuries ago, I fantasised about Dracula appearing by the side of my bed, looking deep into my eyes and taking me as one of his brides for an eternity of lust and debauchery.

As a teenager watching Hammer Horror, I was caught up in a world of dark, sexual fantasy and it was fangtastic!

I’ve waited for what seems like an eternity for a vampire film or series to bring back these dark lustful feelings and True Blood truly delivers. I can’t get enough of it!

‘Fang Banging’ is becoming a popular phrase thanks to True Blood and if you’ve never watched True Blood, why the Hell not?

So it leads me to ask you a question. Who would you like to FANGBANG and why?

My answer is clearly ‘Eric Northman’ from True Blood.

The sexual chemistry on screen between him and Sookie is growing and oh my God does it get me hot!

Eric Northman is everything a vampire can be. He’s strikingly good looking, he’s steamy, he’s vicious and he looks good naked. He also appears to be able to have anything he wants, but will he get Sookie?

The fact that he hasn’t acquired her yet makes me like this vampire even more. It shows that he’s just as helpless as us mere mortals at times and I like that.

So now that I’ve got the ball rolling with who I would love to ‘Fang Bang’, lets discuss who you would like to ‘Fang Bang’ and why.

For what seems like an eternity, I’ve been fed up with vampire movies and TV series that are lacking the dark sensuality that makes vampires erotic.

So lets have a BIG ‘Hell Yeah’ to Alan Ball for bringing us the adventures of ‘Sookie Stackhouse’ in the TV series True Blood. Season 3, which is due to be aired June 13th and promises us some fang banging action between Eric Northman and Sookie Stackhouse, which I can’t wait to see.

Vampire Fantasy

We all have our own fantasy of what a vampire is, but to me, vampires are erotic creatures. Ever since I first witnessed Christopher Lee subdue his buxom beauty for his pleasure and control, vampires have turned me on.

If I became a vampire, damn right I would stalk my next play victim and use my powers of seduction to secure the willing services of my chosen pet. I would thrive off the challenge and the chase and of course I would feed from the sexual energy produced for me by my many pets.

Sexiest Vampires of Film/TV

Below I’ve put together a list of my sexiest vampires that have been portrayed on film/TV. You might agree or disagree, but it would be interesting to hear about your favourites. Add a comment below or add me on Twitter.

Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) True Blood

This sheriff of vampires is unbelievably hot and sexy and he’s getting closer and closer to seducing Ms Stackhouse in the series True Blood.

In my opinion, he’s so much better for Sookie than mop head Bill, but at least Bill isn’t a pathetic portrayal of a vampire who doesn’t like to kill or never have sex.

Katrina (Grace Jones)  Vamp 1986

Do you remember this 80’s film with the exotic Grace Jones playing the seductive vampire ‘Katrina’?

What a vampires she was with her killer moves on the stage in the night club. There was no messing with this vamp bitch.

Frieda Gellhorn (Madeleine Collinson) Twins of Evil 1971

Real life Playmate twins Mary and Madeleine Collinson took on the roles of Frieda and Maria Gellhorn whose parents died and as a result of this, they are forced to move from Venice to Karnstein to live with their Uncle Gustav (Peter Cushing) who is a stern Puritan. Uncle Gustav hunts for young women to burn at the stake in order to drown out witchcraft and Satanism and the twins resent him for this, Frieda especially as she gets involved with a count and ultimately turns into a vicious and sexy vampire.

Mircalla Karnstein (Lust for a Vampire 1971)

Yutte Stensgaard is my favourite Hammer Horror vampire due to her character in the film displaying all the qualities I imagine a vampiress to have.

Mircalla Karnstein is resurrected and sent to a boarding school.  There she meets a man posing as a teacher who wishes to learn more about the Karnstein Legend. He falls in love with her and the adventure begins. Mircalla causes havoc in the school, preying on both men and women with her erotic and sedcuctive charms.

If you’ve seen this film, you will remember the scene below when they make love and her eyes go all hazy while she clutches the grass and she doesn’t give it away that she’s a vampire.

Season Three of True Blood will start filming in December and we can expect the following: -

Sookie and Bill’s relationship will be put to a serious test

Werewolves will make an appearance

We will find out more about what Sookie is as we already know that she’s not entirely Human

We will be visiting some relationships that we thought were over

Sam will meet his biological family

I can’t wait for Season three!

Reference

According to a celebrity skin website; 2 of TV’s top 10 nudes scenes on TV in 2008 come from True Blood!

Lizzy Caplan and Anna Paquin are the hotties in question.

“All the nudity on TV this year finally made good on the term ‘boob tube,’” said website rep Mr. Skin in a press release crowning 2008′s hottest nude scenes.

True Blood is based on The Southern Vampire Mysteries books by Charles Harris.  I’ve not read any of these books yet but am sure to in the future after watching True Blood of the TV – it’s a very quirky and surreal program but captivating at the same time.

Here’s a full list of the winners from MrSkin.com

1. Lizzy Caplan: True Blood (HBO)
2. Mary Louise Parker: Weeds (Showtime)
3. Anna Paquin: True Blood (HBO)
4. Arlene Tur: Crash (Starz)
5. Jenaveve Jolie: Entourage (HBO)
6. Caprice Benedetti: Brotherhood (Showtime)
7. Hayley Marie Norman: Crash (Starz)
8. Cerina Vincent: Manchild (Showtime)
9. Alicia Leigh Willis, Katherine Moennig: The L Word (Showtime)
10. Carla Gallo: Californication (Showtime)

How long have we waited to see a drama series that will feature vampires looking like mortals, mingling with the human race and having sex?

Thanks to the invention of synthetic blood, vampires are now able to mix with the likes of you and me as they no longer need to feed from humans. Mortals have also been known to try this synthetic blood as it beats Viagra hands down.

Religious leaders and government officials around the world are apprehensive and lots of political debates are taking place. The vampires also have the American Vampire League to fight for their rights.

Sookie Stackhouse played by the sexy Anna Paquin is a waitress in a Louisianna bar. She has telepathic powers that enable her to read others thoughts and it’s a constant battle for her to switch off. As you can imagine this plays havoc with the virgins dating, until she meets a vampire and realises that she can find peace as she’s unable to read his thoughts.

Vampire Bill on the other hand is dark, handsome and mysterious. He’s exactly the vampire that you love to fall in love with and it’s no surprise that there’s a strong sexual chemistry between him and Sookie, but will he be the one who takes her virginity?

Amongst the shows main characters, we get to enjoy the sexual antics of Sookie’s brother who has a hatred for vampires. We also get to meet some nasty vampires who like many mortals in our society, have no respect for rules and have no boundaries in their conquest for sex and food.

At last we have True Blood and it is awesome. The creator Alan Ball also created ‘Six Feet Under’.

To find out more about True Blood, read about the characters as well as read about the actors who play them, visit the True Blood website by clicking here. You can also catch up with the last 4 episodes to find out what you’re missing out on.

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