Fang Banging Vampires

June 6th, 2010 |

For what seems like an eternity, I’ve been fed up with vampire movies and TV series that are lacking the dark sensuality that makes vampires erotic.

So lets have a BIG ‘Hell Yeah’ to Alan Ball for bringing us the adventures of ‘Sookie Stackhouse’ in the TV series True Blood. Season 3, which is due to be aired June 13th and promises us some fang banging action between Eric Northman and Sookie Stackhouse, which I can’t wait to see.

Vampire Fantasy

We all have our own fantasy of what a vampire is, but to me, vampires are erotic creatures. Ever since I first witnessed Christopher Lee subdue his buxom beauty for his pleasure and control, vampires have turned me on.

If I became a vampire, damn right I would stalk my next play victim and use my powers of seduction to secure the willing services of my chosen pet. I would thrive off the challenge and the chase and of course I would feed from the sexual energy produced for me by my many pets.

Sexiest Vampires of Film/TV

Below I’ve put together a list of my sexiest vampires that have been portrayed on film/TV. You might agree or disagree, but it would be interesting to hear about your favourites. Add a comment below or add me on Twitter.

Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) True Blood

This sheriff of vampires is unbelievably hot and sexy and he’s getting closer and closer to seducing Ms Stackhouse in the series True Blood.

In my opinion, he’s so much better for Sookie than mop head Bill, but at least Bill isn’t a pathetic portrayal of a vampire who doesn’t like to kill or never have sex.

Katrina (Grace Jones) Vamp 1986

Do you remember this 80’s film with the exotic Grace Jones playing the seductive vampire ‘Katrina’?

What a vampires she was with her killer moves on the stage in the night club. There was no messing with this vamp bitch.

Frieda Gellhorn (Madeleine Collinson) Twins of Evil 1971

Real life Playmate twins Mary and Madeleine Collinson took on the roles of Frieda and Maria Gellhorn whose parents died and as a result of this, they are forced to move from Venice to Karnstein to live with their Uncle Gustav (Peter Cushing) who is a stern Puritan. Uncle Gustav hunts for young women to burn at the stake in order to drown out witchcraft and Satanism and the twins resent him for this, Frieda especially as she gets involved with a count and ultimately turns into a vicious and sexy vampire.

Mircalla Karnstein (Lust for a Vampire 1971)

Yutte Stensgaard is my favourite Hammer Horror vampire due to her character in the film displaying all the qualities I imagine a vampiress to have.

Mircalla Karnstein is resurrected and sent to a boarding school. There she meets a man posing as a teacher who wishes to learn more about the Karnstein Legend. He falls in love with her and the adventure begins. Mircalla causes havoc in the school, preying on both men and women with her erotic and sedcuctive charms.

If you’ve seen this film, you will remember the scene below when they make love and her eyes go all hazy while she clutches the grass and she doesn’t give it away that she’s a vampire.