Archive for the ‘Vampire’s Mind’ Category

Centuries ago or what seems like centuries ago, I fantasised about Dracula appearing by the side of my bed, looking deep into my eyes and taking me as one of his brides for an eternity of lust and debauchery.

As a teenager watching Hammer Horror, I was caught up in a world of dark, sexual fantasy and it was fangtastic!

I’ve waited for what seems like an eternity for a vampire film or series to bring back these dark lustful feelings and True Blood truly delivers. I can’t get enough of it!

‘Fang Banging’ is becoming a popular phrase thanks to True Blood and if you’ve never watched True Blood, why the Hell not?

So it leads me to ask you a question. Who would you like to FANGBANG and why?

My answer is clearly ‘Eric Northman’ from True Blood.

The sexual chemistry on screen between him and Sookie is growing and oh my God does it get me hot!

Eric Northman is everything a vampire can be. He’s strikingly good looking, he’s steamy, he’s vicious and he looks good naked. He also appears to be able to have anything he wants, but will he get Sookie?

The fact that he hasn’t acquired her yet makes me like this vampire even more. It shows that he’s just as helpless as us mere mortals at times and I like that.

So now that I’ve got the ball rolling with who I would love to ‘Fang Bang’, lets discuss who you would like to ‘Fang Bang’ and why.

For what seems like an eternity, I’ve been fed up with vampire movies and TV series that are lacking the dark sensuality that makes vampires erotic.

So lets have a BIG ‘Hell Yeah’ to Alan Ball for bringing us the adventures of ‘Sookie Stackhouse’ in the TV series True Blood. Season 3, which is due to be aired June 13th and promises us some fang banging action between Eric Northman and Sookie Stackhouse, which I can’t wait to see.

Vampire Fantasy

We all have our own fantasy of what a vampire is, but to me, vampires are erotic creatures. Ever since I first witnessed Christopher Lee subdue his buxom beauty for his pleasure and control, vampires have turned me on.

If I became a vampire, damn right I would stalk my next play victim and use my powers of seduction to secure the willing services of my chosen pet. I would thrive off the challenge and the chase and of course I would feed from the sexual energy produced for me by my many pets.

Sexiest Vampires of Film/TV

Below I’ve put together a list of my sexiest vampires that have been portrayed on film/TV. You might agree or disagree, but it would be interesting to hear about your favourites. Add a comment below or add me on Twitter.

Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) True Blood

This sheriff of vampires is unbelievably hot and sexy and he’s getting closer and closer to seducing Ms Stackhouse in the series True Blood.

In my opinion, he’s so much better for Sookie than mop head Bill, but at least Bill isn’t a pathetic portrayal of a vampire who doesn’t like to kill or never have sex.

Katrina (Grace Jones)  Vamp 1986

Do you remember this 80’s film with the exotic Grace Jones playing the seductive vampire ‘Katrina’?

What a vampires she was with her killer moves on the stage in the night club. There was no messing with this vamp bitch.

Frieda Gellhorn (Madeleine Collinson) Twins of Evil 1971

Real life Playmate twins Mary and Madeleine Collinson took on the roles of Frieda and Maria Gellhorn whose parents died and as a result of this, they are forced to move from Venice to Karnstein to live with their Uncle Gustav (Peter Cushing) who is a stern Puritan. Uncle Gustav hunts for young women to burn at the stake in order to drown out witchcraft and Satanism and the twins resent him for this, Frieda especially as she gets involved with a count and ultimately turns into a vicious and sexy vampire.

Mircalla Karnstein (Lust for a Vampire 1971)

Yutte Stensgaard is my favourite Hammer Horror vampire due to her character in the film displaying all the qualities I imagine a vampiress to have.

Mircalla Karnstein is resurrected and sent to a boarding school.  There she meets a man posing as a teacher who wishes to learn more about the Karnstein Legend. He falls in love with her and the adventure begins. Mircalla causes havoc in the school, preying on both men and women with her erotic and sedcuctive charms.

If you’ve seen this film, you will remember the scene below when they make love and her eyes go all hazy while she clutches the grass and she doesn’t give it away that she’s a vampire.

Check out this fantastic video tutorial by Michelle Phan on how to become a seductive vampire.  Perfect for Halloween!